Aaaaaaagghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! almost ex-husbands suck huge hairy balls!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUS!!!! This sucks.

MAK is now a mobile poster, oh this takes my self-indulgent word vomit to another level. I don't know why I waited so long.

You heard it here first...

Yellow, Black and White will be huge this summer! Get ready to see it everywhere.

FAQ's

Q: Is that you in the picture at the top of your blog page?
A: Yes, and I happened to have snapped it myself. I love to dabble in photography but have many friends who are far more talented than me like Mat, Crystal, K8, and Rebecca.

Q: MAK, I anonymously creep your blog...but I really love the exclusive pictures you post on your Facebook fan page... now that I know your shoe size... I must know what do you smell like?
A: Dear Anonymous creeper, as disturbed as I am at your creepiness...oddly I appreciate your honesty at the same time, so I will indulge. I have been told that I smell sort of like a combination of fields of lavender and a newborn baby, but that is just my natural essence, I do get a little help from Chanel Chance or Chanel Coco Mademoiselle. I love to go to the Aveda store and play with the personal blends... generally anything with a woodsy base note and a sweet top note like ylang ylang with a little citrus I think smells great.

Q: Who is your favorite designer?
A: That is very difficult to answer because they constantly change. I find Zac Posen amazing. I do love Galliano, Lagerfeld, and McQueen for the couture stuff. But I get the most excited and inspired by the unknown kids that experiment with the fun street stuff... the one's that learned to sew with their grandma and have a make shift atelier in their basement. Even designers at the top are still inspired by that, it's truly the only way innovative fashion happens, we all take a cue from the kid's who have nothing to lose and aren't afraid to take risks.

Q: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
A: What kind of retarded question is that?! I know Barbara Walters asked Katherine Hepburn (I think?) the exact same question but seriously, she was off her game that day. I guess if I were a tree, I would be a really fancy kind of gay one like a Japanese maple, I don't know, eff this question! NEXT!

Q: What do you do for a living?
A: This will be a real shocker, but blogging and Face-crack do not pay the bills. I just accepted a new position with an importer of home accessories. We have showrooms at all the larger trade markets as well as in-house product development and private label development.

Thanks for all the questions! Keep them coming! Send them to thenotoriousmak@gmail.com